Moody's Investors Service downgraded its rating for the entire banking system from stable to negative. California Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom cheered the federal government's decision to bail out Silicon Valley bank's depositors without mentioning that he's one of them. Newark, New Jersey admitted earlier this month that it was duped into becoming sister cities with a fake Hindu nation. Chicago has earned the dubious honor of being the fastest growing city in the U.S. for autothefs.