The Displeasure of a Dry Wedding

"I got married about a month ago we were able to go on a three-week honeymoon in Europe so this was my first week back at work" "My wife's family are from an anti-alcohol religion and not only said that they would only pay for a dry wedding but would only even come to New York from Utah for that. My wife was leaving the religion as we met in college and is fully out now" 'We didn't feel it necessary to mention this on the invites but apparently having an alcohol-free wedding in New York requires notification reception was at the same place as the ceremony' "'Your friends suck so there's crazy wait your friends suck," I'm hurt