Shane Waughn - The Real King of Spin

Shane Waughn is going to grace our $5 note. It was initially thought that an image of King Charles III would replace Queen Elizabeth the second on Australia's $5 banknotes following the death of her Majesty. A Sky News mom has revealed that she is quietly seething at how goddamn photogenic Meghan Markle is. Keep eyes on this space listeners. You might have a job opening soon. Banged up abroad, I reckon.