I've Never Even Read 50 Shades of Gray, Have You Got One?

Royal jenkins was 'phenomenal' as home secretary. People accused him of creating the permissive society. Thank goodness for that, otherwise i wouldn't have all these copies of 50 shades of gray on mine shells. I've never even read that bloody ino. That was a terrible film. What is your favorite? Have you got a? Oh, it's terrible.