How to Shoot a Pelican

If you shot me with a pelican after I fucking got it away from you I'll get a desk. If you if you hit him enough, you'd have to hit him in the head or the heart Otherwise it's just gonna piss him off again. It doesn't you don't even have to fire it You just have to brandish it Oh, yeah If you get one of those ones that might work because I would really hurt like 30 times in a row really fast Yeah, I'll say no, but it's still too fast though. I need I need a slower version Do you get a scary looking slower version? Well, it's just it depends on how quick you want

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