The Key Wrangler Is a Carabiner

The key wrangler is a one handed carabiner. The build quality looks beautiful. It's made of titanium. My job has changed Significantly. So I do need a new set of keys because I had I used to have to constantly carry around my many many keys Here they are. They're so big. Why don't we need keys this big as a chris-go-go-s bleep-boop?