How to Fix Climate Change

Burger Meister created a Twitter account just to ask the question. They used some throwaway email address and then the account got locked. It was a disposable Twitter account. You don't have to make temporary Twitter accounts to get in touch anymore over there. Could we move the earth further from the sun until we have exactly 53 weeks in a year? Yeah. Would it also fix climate change? No, it's a real clutch final sentence there.