I was all state in high school and I played in college. The problem is dude is freshman year of college, my family left and I didn't have any friends. That's when I stopped going to church. And so I had a huge falling out with them, you know, cause my dad's very upset. My mom's upset. So that's the good old days.
Tim tells wild stories about fat raccoons, defending George Bush while coked up, and talks Chelsea Handler's new documentary on Netflix.
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