Bave's Swing and Pinch Technique

Bave explained the swing and pinch technique that he had developed to avoid splashing his bum when dropping his muck into the porcelain. He illustrated this by recreating the movement he employed to set his pendulous excretions in motion. Last I heard he was living in a hippie commune in the Canary Islands. Possibly to escape his reputation and nicknames that included shit-swinger, shaken-leavings, and craps and poolic. And now you, Podbuds. Keep on swinging at Ben from Sydney, Australia.