The Story of a New Zealand Cruise Liner

It was the annual convention of franchise. And as they do, they drink the previous night. Next morning it's a speech. It seemed easy enough, except that the boat left in the middle of june. That stretch between new zealand and australia gets extremely unruly during the winter. No one is allowed to get into the swimming pool because it's lashing from one side to the other. We were both throwing up for one hour solid. Then i had to give a presentation. Luckily, the meeting room was right at the bottom of the crews liner,. which is usually the most stable. But what has this story got to do with the three months vacation? Well,