The Fifth Amendment for Buffer Jokes

"I have no jokes that feel okay to make sure I'm going to make a meta joke about that," he says. "So what's the fifth amendment for buffer jokes? I will not make a joke that will incriminate me and you cannot compel me to." He eventually embarkes on an actual affair with this woman, but it doesn't go great. And of course because he's a man of intense faith he like ends up questioning himself as well.