A Wonderful Life Like a Motherfucker

There are some familiar faces in this classroom and you see them after everybody changes into their athletic attire. Coach Derek Taylor walks forward and gives you all a very inspiring speech. He says, he says, that's come to my attention that there are some folks in this class who think that PE is a big dumb waste of time. Says, I'll be the first to admit that PE isn't as sexy as algebra or world history. But when you graduate, you'll look back on the lessons you learned in this class as some of the most valuable of your whole high school career.