The Why I Always Mean So

My office are legendary for getting the wrong end of the stick. My manager called me and said, do you want to do an interview with Mario Balotelli? So I was away on tour in South Korea, and Kat is my PA from office, calling me. She said, you've got a parcel here from Man City - it's a shirt that says why all was me on it. And I was like, take a picture of it, send it to us. The funniest footballer we ever had is Ray Parlor. We were out there with David Aldo, Dinah Shore or Tyrion Penyatt. They're just hanging on every word they say. Do you