Are You Bringing Your Baby Cat to the Hospital?

There is a specific type of torture that you have to do to young kittens if you want them to be affectionate. From a very young age, do you know what the cat gun is? The cat gun? Just when you hold your cat like a gun with its back legs as the handle and its front legs like a foregrip... And then they're really cuddly. You know, you hold it with anything that you hold with two hands. It's almost like they should have just let him learn how to do things with one hand the entire time. Rather than the torture machines? Rather than the evil torture machines.