How to Know if You're Married

"I think one of the best advantages of being married is to have this fantasy that Jesus Christ, if I were married, I'd be fucking everyone. Including my own wife," he says. "How you know that you're married is when you masturbate and you think about your own life ... That's how you know you're married." He talks about sex with supermodels in a new podcast called The Don't Be Tardy Show.