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120: Keep Your Top On.. Ft. Brianna and Grace!

Two Hot Takes

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Coconut Fuck: The Worst Mistake I Ever Made

I had been using it pretty much every day since then. I began to notice a few more flies than usual as well as an odd unpleasant smell about my room. The reason for the increased number of flies was that the coconut was evidently in hindsight a nearly perfect place to lay eggs. As I penetrate the coconut one last time, I begin to feel a strange wiggling. They were wriggling all over my dickhead and some were even trying to force their way up into my urethra. It is covered in rotted and moldy butter and semen and teeming with tiny fucking maggots. Eat Maggots. He's writing this like fan fiction. Just that

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