Celebrating Some of My Recent Victories

"I'm opening a little bottle of champagne. I did read in in certain media reports that upon having the Neuralink chip installed in their brains several of your monkey test subjects chewed their fingers off is this not LOL or is this rolling on the floor laughing my ass off?" "You can't make a simian super species without breaking some DNA structures and that's just basic like we're taking some fingers off of the monkeys because they were trying to rip the chips out of their heads," he said. 'We've actually gotten more impressions on Twitter today than the entire impressions combined of Twitter for the entire three month run leading up to the purchase and the liberation of Twitter'