The Dangers of Groping in the Workplace

I'm not a touchy person, to be honest. Never do that. Don't touch me either. Like... Yeah, we're disgusting. I think every woman I know has had a story about some guy groping and more touching and inappropriate. And it's totally... It's awful. Totally not cool. Of course it's not cool. But these are accidents. Well, nobody's ever accidentally touched my shlong. So what's going on? This is true. This is the wrong place. No one's ever accidental touched my penis either. What am I doing wrong? Does that happen to you as well, P-Flats? Because we could... No one's