The Duchess and Belinda's Ass

There was silence for at least 30 minutes and Belinda started to feel abandoned. Then suddenly the tailgate opened and the duchess climbed up the ramp. She was dressed in full horse riding gear, a red jacket, white jodpurs, black boots. It's getting very jilly Cooper, isn't it? Isn't it? Black jumping her and crop with a scarlet tag on the end. To me, that says like fox hunt rather than general horse ridinglike the red. Certainly doesn't say sexy time.