Do You Sleep With Your Wife?

If I were a TV writer, I would be writing this stuff down because this is all gold. Do you sleep with my wife? Did you sleep with Brad? Does it matter? Yeah. Now that we're here, I think, yes, it actually matters. Why did you say you did? Because I wanted to. I've always wanted to sleep with your wife. She was hot. Dan, you are a television writer. That's what I meant if I had a pen.