You Don't Wear Glasses So Much These Days

I remember looking at you when we were five years old and thinking, I'm going to be mates with him 30 years later. You had really thick glasses, like the real nerd kid at school with like glasses that like five centimeters wide. And there is an element of truth - it's again, you've kind of bastardized it. But essentially they were glasses that had little hooks that went behind my ears. So I could head the ball, which I was too scared to do anyway, so I was pointless. It's strange that your football career never really took off whilst playing with glasses with hooks around your ear. It's not that strange. I'm also rubbish at football. Yeah