The Importance of Wenching Submarines Up

The CEO of Oceangate, which is operating the missing Titanic tour submarine explains that the company didn't want to hire any experienced quote 50 year old white guys because they weren't quote inspirational. "It's very good for the environment to put our shit house at the bottom of the ocean," he says. The captain and crew are still believed to be alive but have not been seen in more than a week.