
Before the Plane Hits the Ground
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
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The Seagull's Sex With Porn Sites
A man in the UK was caught having sex with a seagull. He told police he thought it was hurt and that he was looking on his phone to find out what he should do. But they actually checked his phone records at the time. And instead of searching for a vet's phone number, as he claimedPolice checks revealed, he'd actually been looking at porn sites on his phone while holding the bird.
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