Figs Need to Stop?

Figs need to stop. Do you all know what figs do? Yeah. Make people feel fancier about their bacon. I don't know that I've ever eaten a straight up fig. And now I definitely won't because there's wasps that pollinate them on the inside. So these dumbass wasps, they crawl inside the fig. Then if it's a boy fig, which he didn't know that that was a thing, then the wasps dies inside and their eggs come out. But then sometimes they'll climb inside of a girl fig and they can't pollinate that. And so they just die and the fig turns them into more fig. Ha ha.