How to Find a Place to Hide in the Bird Sanctuary

In my school, the tradition was if you were 15 or 16 and you wanted to bonk off school, you went to a bird sanctuary and sniffed Petra. So one day, that's what we did. Me and three or four of the lads went to this bird sanctuary to hide in reeds, in a marsh and sniff lighter fluid or petrol or whatever it was. Hiding in the bird sanctuary, no one's ever going to find us. But like teachers are smart. The teachers know that this is what happens if someone's missing from class, especially if they have a reputation for being poorly behaved. They're in the bird Sanctuary, sniffing petrol. If they're