Unused Valentine's Day Cards

One of you has been getting a lot of mail recently Through your Instagram account And one of the parcels that you received Was a pack of Valentine's Day cards. They were sitting on our dining room table For a whole week, isn't it beautiful? That's clear, I was just describing it to you Here is where we're all still sealed Unused Valentine's Day Cards One's a little coffee cup that says I love you a latte That's really clever You are my favourite weirder with a little slough in some underpants That's nice, you're in my improper thoughts Improper's in brackets, because you're not meant to explain that Yeah, hot stuff That's