The Three Ways of Approaching Capitalism

There's an old stock market story, which is probably apocryphal that there was a rumor that like maybe it's during the Cuban Missile Crisis. There's a rumor that the missiles have been looked at and everyone on the stock exchange is selling. And his friend says why and he says, well, it's a binary situation. Either the rumor is true, in which case we're all dead. Or it's not true, inWhich case, bike. So this sort of this sort of applies here. But we do need the jokes because not so funny. We do need the memes and the characters to try and make sense of what the hell is happening.