The Dad Replica of Darcy's

The night they finished their last nelson's snicker doodle, darcy's mom fell asleep on the couch watching television. Darcy suspected that her mother was looking for any excuse to avoid sleeping in a bed with a noticeable absence in it. She crept upstairs and brushed her teeth, then slipped into her own bed. Still quite awake, she felt a sudden compulsion to go to her window. Pulled back the curtains and looked down at the front of her house. There on the driveway stood her father, sort of. The left eye seemed fractionally larger than the right eye. The arms were a little too long. No human could have teeth that big. Could even have