The Death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

I have a friend, you know, Big Boy Ben. What you don't know is that he ate a clock a little while ago. Like the crocodile from Peter Pan. More like old mother Hubbard. She ate a bunch of shit to like, and to lesson about don't eat a horse. I am the Prime Minister and will be for a long time. Operation Unicorn is in place. We are all devastated by the news. Queen Elizabeth II was the rock on which modern Britain was built. Our country has grown and flourished under her hair. It's hard to be silly right now, isn't it? It is.