The Duchess of Wellington's Penis

It was described as a mummified tendon when he removed it, which is a very delicate way of describing a severed penis. It's been likened over the years by people who have seen it just shriveled eel, beef jerky and a bit of leather. Napoleon had a little genie that he used to talk to. Is that right? He told it. Little 1.5 inch dried up genie. Honestly, it's small, but it works magic. Just rub it. The thing is that after Napoleon was captured at Waterloo, all of his belongings were sent on tour around England - much like the X Factor Roadshow today. So his carriage was sent around Britain