'Oat Sprites', a Single Oat Sprite, and a Knife Slashing at You

A single oat, with arms and feet, a hole ing a little knife. A this oat sprite is holding a knife, and he's like, and he slashes at you,. But you're so fast that you just kind of dodge out of the way. And then a stiff wind picks him up and just blows him away. You look over just in time to see magnus topple over, shrieking as he is slashed on a 15 by several dozen oat sprites. Everybody, be careful. Don't drop me. There's oat sprites who are now holding you down and cutting into you with gleeful laughter. So, have i made it to the food yet?