Is Biden Really a Puppet?

"I'm so angry at Zulinski. I want him thrown in Guantanamo but also want to have sex with him," he says of his co-star Eli Roth. "He's like literally being used as a puppet, which makes him very unsightly... Biden literally just has the hand up his ass." He thinks SPF and Zelensky look like Joe Carr and Tamarlane right about now.