How About a Paper Towel Sniffer?

I've had a good face massage before. I just think that I would like to be on the receiving end of that. A towel sniffer? This is somebody who works for the company to certify that they're putting the right sin on it or something. But apparently a panda fluffer, as you know, they're an endangered species and they need to have sex with one another. And apparently... To make more pandas, yeah. They are not great at it. You ever seen a panda do anything? They're like... A panda every time you see a panda doing anything, it's like they're not doing it well.