I've Never Met a Girl on Email

"i would save manuscripts and works in progress by forwarding myself the word documents my gmail box became an archive not just of my personal travails but also my professional efforts and gradual achievements every single romantic relationship i lived through as an adult began and ended and was narrated and dissected in maddening threads of gmail correspondence," he writes. "I don't think i would tell anyone about it because it's kind of embarrassing but uh i had forgotten that gmail is an invite only app I completely blocked out of my memory when i started writing for a living."