"We've made choices that have led us in the other direction of the embrace of our loved ones. And now we're sitting in this fucking hunting lodge eating cold lobster bisque," he says. "It's literally butternut squat soup that they just threw lobster in." He adds: "You shouldn't leave your home on Thanksgiving. Christmas you can go out".
Tim ponders the move to Florida, relays his Malibu Thanksgiving nightmare, trashes The Irishman, and remembers the people of a great Long Island dive bar from which he came from.
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