How to Fuck Your Office Supplies

I'm sending you a desk with your little pen and pencil set That your mom and dad got you Because they were so proud of you Here's the pen and pencilset in a stapler You know what? Fuck your office supplies What do you think about that? Look at your desk Tell me right now you're not sitting at your desk And you just don't have the urge to put you Fucking arm down on one side of it Just clear it right off Like Denzel Washington When he's in a movie And the dialogue isn't up to his acting level So he's gotta start slapping cups of water out of people's hands Just to make it seem compelling Huh? Can you guys