How to Name Yourself Candy Cane

I would call myself candy. What is that, just a one, like a footballer, like Pele? Cane. I think candy cane is like, she sounds like a Batman villain. Isn't she? Candy cane. Like a geriatric villain. She supports herself for a candy cane. Happy reversible spanners was a good name, which I always like that. It's already been taken though. You can't pick the same name. But actually I don't think I've ever met anybody with the last name just Smith. And it's like the most common last name. So I don't know how that works. LL Cool J, by the way, his original name was