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The Cave and The Mistress

Rude Tales of Magic

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The Top Three Things to See Before You Die

The guard walks down the hallway. What do you want? There's something wrong with your pig. No, it looks- Some things don't got no arms and legs. That's fine, but it looks like it's dead. The Pig does not follow your movements there. It just, it winds a little and then it sort of, it's head rolls back and it falls asleep and starts snoring. I kind of like try to like mimic putting the oar back in its mouth. Poop, poop, poop,. poop, poop,oop, poop. You're going to be good to die.

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