I Used to Believe That He Was a Bishop

When I was a kid, well, more of a kid than I am now. He didn't work at anything, but quarterly, once every planetary day, a draft on the banking cartel would come in for him and he'd deposit it with port sander, fidelity, and trust. If anybody was unmannerly enough to ask him about it, he always said that he had a rich uncle on terra. The mile list of which was that somewhere, there was a cathedral standing unfinished because he'd hyperdoubt with the building fund. A lot of people who weren't kids still believed that,. They blamed him on every denomination from Angelicans to Zen Buddhists, not even missing