Short Pants - The Pants Are No Longer With Us

There is a thing that happens, and pants don't like to talk about it, but we'll go there. There are times when a pair of long pants will be taken out of the closet, and when they come back, they have been turned into short pants. This is the 20 first century, and i think it's barbaric. I got my numbers on my tag, and they never change. If you're born stonewashed, that's fine. Ye, great. These are nightmares, senaria.