Gin and Debonnet

William Hanson is so posh he makes Charles and Camilla look like they're living a two up, two down in Burnley. That's their Royal Highnesses that you can judge us of Cornwall to you. And Harry and Charles, no, Harry and William don't have surnames, do they? Well, no, not really. When they were in the army, they were just referred to as Windsor, weren't they? Wales, actually. I bring my own beautiful water-fed crystal from home. Because, obviously, I didn't want this to get broken. Oh, my God, what are these? I brought one.