The Problem With Hot Dogs for Fingers

"I'm just really disconcerted that there might be another version of me out there like that somewhere," he says. "Even in a stupid, stupid universe, where we have hot dogs for fingers, we get very good without being." It's kind of like Jose Luis Bojes' wonderful short story about the Library of Babel,. Every book that you could possibly imagine is there, because it's literally every sequence of letters and numbers and punctuation marks are there.