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Welcome to Night Vale

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How to Make an Evening Romantic

The key to making an evening romantic is to regularly announce that it is romantic. We opted for the private dinner for two, which was an absolutely picture perfect romantic situation. There was a pizza the size of a quarter, a cheese plate that was mostly plate, and a hamburger so thin that it contained no meat at all. Can you think of anything more romantic than working regularly with the person you love?

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