The Best Advice of My Fucking Career

"This is going to be your best advice. Getting home from work can be tiring, especially around 10 p.m." Do you have a lover that you like to tickle? I hate getting tickled. Have you ever wanted to not be so sleepy? So when you get horned up, you can stay awake. "If you've got a little piece of entertainment to watch the X on his phone after being explicitly warned not to be in the department at meeting," he says.