The Dark Lord and Shrike

There is a rumor that Choo-Choo's chow has been linked to a horrifying stomach virus from serving rancid footnuts. If rumors are to be believed, you must run to the Vermillion Minotaur, which is under new ownership and management. It's sort of like a comfort food conversation, though. You know, sometimes a rainy day, you just go and you watch that donkey in his antics... Can I ask you something? Just a minute Straight up, like hypothetical question.