How to Measure a Horse?

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i don't consider myself to be like, big, strong sort of thing. I'm tall, i'md lanky. I got a good mane, you know. Everything just fits in terms of every way you could describe that animal is opposed to other animals. Do you tell people your height and hands and hands? Cause that would be awesome. If, if, like, on your driver's license, is that a thing with your height in his hands, youes, how you measure horse? Oh, i din't know that. What is it like, side, o hand or lengthway, lengthwys thats it's, it's a unit. So, like

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Adum is bullish on Korean films (and he’s almost certainly right about that), and he’s also a horse. We don’t know how many hands high he is, but it’s probably around 16. We’ve asked a lot of furry questions, but we’ve never gotten any real furry answers -- until now.

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