The All You Can Eat Buffet

Five years ago I thought I was going to lose my life due to a case of wrong place wrong time in the parking lot of an all you can eat buffet. The woman said she had a gift for me but unlike the gift for my sister which had been in her purse she said mine was put in her car red flags immediately went up in my head there was no way I was going with this random lady alone out to her car. She then told us that she was pen pals of a sort with princess Kate and showed them some letters they were automatic replies not actual letters from Kate herself so nothing special really it's like the equivalent of getting the answering machine to a secretary in the mail.