How to Become a Web Developer in 12 Weeks

I recently got into an interesting argument, let's call it on twitter. A person tweted out that you can become a web developer in nike, 12 weeks. And of course, my initial reaction, and not only mine, but many other people as well, was that this is kind of an uninformed and even obnoxious statement. I mean, i'm doing it for, what, coming on 20 years, and you can fill volumes with the stuff that i don't know yet. So boiling that down to com set of, hey, you ought to know this. You do need to know this, sometimes itll be tricky.