Dove Beauty Bar or Dove Body Wash?

"i've licked at the back of some body washes and they've told a very breaking, bad type story," says Josh. "Dove beauty bar contains fomalda hide... mutilated hydroxy tolen b h t", which is also suspected to be cancer causi now at parabins. Suave ocean breeze will let people know i'm out here smelling like a vacation at all times."