The Life and Times of Alan Garnard

I was quite an awkward teenager because of this thing of not, but I mean, I was shy and stuff. And we used to have a thing at school called the, you got a thing for a reading age thing. So yeah, I was into reading and I said the books in the house and books at school. I remember them making us read a book by Alan Garnard. You know that writer, he's an English writer. He's still alive. He's in his 80s now. But my favorite line of his is from, I can't remember which one of his plays is, but there's these two brothers. Sometimes you go the whole hog and sometimes you don